I just found
FreeTranslation.com (thanks to
DrunkenLosers.com), and repeated one of the drunken loser experiments. I took the math question below, translated it into German, then back into English. Here's what I got:
Do if you a halfpint of half and half have, and you pour half therefrom from, which is the sterns left?
For real-world translation gaffs, try
Engrish.com (courtesy of
Mike)